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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

what do you call your mama at the gas station

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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