- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Poker? I barely even know her.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

How about that airline food?

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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