- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Alchohol.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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