Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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