Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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I have a horse.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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DERP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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