- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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