Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What is a jew in space? Dead

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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