- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

a skinny sumo wrestler

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Today is March 22.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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