- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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