A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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