-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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hey hey apple

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Jesus Christ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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