Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Roses are flowers.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

antonis sister is mighty fine

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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