- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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