What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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american idol

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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Penis

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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