- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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