i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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