Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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knock knock go away

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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