your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Women's rights

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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