knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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