- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

What do you call a Jew A Jew

Jellybeans

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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