What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Womens rights.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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