What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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