- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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