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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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