- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Dwarf Shortage

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

c-? men, C-men

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

autistic kids rock

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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