- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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