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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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How High is a Chinese man

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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