Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

kennah campion when she talks

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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