What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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