- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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