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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

knock knock who's there? hope

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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