- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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