- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

No because your face is really f***** up.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

womans having rights.

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