Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What's worse than this That :(

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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