- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Two planes walk into an office building

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

I'm homeless.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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