- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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