Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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What's worse than this That :(

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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