- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Donald Trump

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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