Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Trump will make America great again.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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