Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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