- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

my whole life!

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

I can count to potato.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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