- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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