- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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