what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Julian Ha.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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