- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

I have a horse.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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