Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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