A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Bitch

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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