- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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