- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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