- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What's your blood type? Red.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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