- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Wolfjob.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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