What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

women's rights.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Jesus Christ

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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