Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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