Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Japan

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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