- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Your sex life.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

boner

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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