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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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