If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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I <3 Hitler

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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