Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

I had a lemon. hi.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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