How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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