Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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