- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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