A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Vote this up

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Oh, go away

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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