- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Turkeys are obese

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Title IX

Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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