- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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