Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Then none of us want to be right.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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