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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

I love alchohol!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Turkeys are obese

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

The Labour Party.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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