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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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