- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What fires shots? A gun

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran