- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

why did you poop because you are a poop

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Albert your flies undone.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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