- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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