- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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