Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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