Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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anus

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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