- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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