- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

hers a joke... japanese people

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