- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

If life gives you lemonade.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

whats long and black? a baton

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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