Two planes walk into an office building

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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