What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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Horse.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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