- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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