- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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