- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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