- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What's 9 + 10 19

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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