What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

What do you call an arab ?

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

so the weather's nice...

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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