- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Racial Equality

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

I am quite mature.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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