- Anti Joke

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

all these jokes are horrible now

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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