- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YEAH THEY DO!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

i just wrote this so hard

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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