- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

TIMMY

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

How about that airline food?

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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