- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

A guy at a baseball game....

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

The Big Band Theory

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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