What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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