- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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