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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

why did the boy die? because he got shot

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What does two plus two equal? 4

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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