What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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tim has no humor

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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