- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

White NBA players.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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