- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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