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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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