- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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