What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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