Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

What do you call an arab ?

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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