- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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