- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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