If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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