Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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