A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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