Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

The holocaust

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Your so gay, that you like men!

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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