chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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