What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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a man said hi.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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