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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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