- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

I walk into a bar...

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Your so gay, that you like men!

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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