- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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