What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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