A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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