- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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