How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

guess what what that wasnt it

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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