How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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i like turtles

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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