- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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