What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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