Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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