Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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lets bomb africa

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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What is cowboy say

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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