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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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