- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Your mother is so fat.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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