Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

tea with milk?

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

guess what what that wasnt it

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