- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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