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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

a skinny sumo wrestler

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

joke under this line wins _________________________

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

You know what's funny? Rape

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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