tea with milk?

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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