- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Charlie Sheen is winning

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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