Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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