- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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