think twice or at least think

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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What's worse than this That :(

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Vaginal secretions

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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