In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Wait! hundred billions!

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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