- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a bar walks into a man...

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's up? Your time.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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