whats white jizz

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

How did the black person die? Of old age

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

osama bin laden is dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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