- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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