- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

WOw you have no life

j.p. is dumb

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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