What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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