why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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How high is the sky? True or False

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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