- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Your so gay, that you like men!

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

A women left the kitchen.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Your Mom

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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