If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

No it doesnt..

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

I wrote a funny joke.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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