- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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