What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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knock knock come in

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Obama

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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