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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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