why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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HURT

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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