- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

White men's rights

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

i dont fisish anythi

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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