- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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