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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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