- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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