- Anti Joke

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

noah is a scrub jungle

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv