- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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