- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Knock Knock. Not home.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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