- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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