- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What's long and black The unemployment line

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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