- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Black people.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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