- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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