A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

HURT

fish fishy caoimhin

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Black people.

wanna here a joke? you.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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