What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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A gay man watches football.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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