What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

identical jokes get different votes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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